the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

moonemojii:

"BRUHHH"


danielshaarman:

2x02 vs. 3x07

   

(Source: colinmrgn)

I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction.
Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

(Source: hammerlock)


hatchan:

(Source: diasconredfox)


sushinfood:

THANK YOU FOR THIS

(Source: butnotquite)


neated:

distelhawk:

peachouille:

Chris Evans’s (not so) tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)

 

reverseracist:

can I get an amen

(Source: nathcoles)

raditztheradish:


#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context


bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

dylanobrienbabe:

no.