People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags
driving past your old elementary school like
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
I’m not saying this episode will be important for Parrish but…
Episode 9 has always been the episode when one of the main villains is revealed (S1: Peter Hale as the Alpha; S2: Matt Daehler as the kanima’s master; 3A: Jennifer Blake as the Darach; 3B: Noshiko Yukimura as the cause of the nogitsune). Just throwing that out there…
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
how many of you dumb fucks tried this
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
found two kitties cuddling by the sea