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swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

Peeta is a baker. What’s the best thing you’ve ever baked?

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

“party rock is in the house tonight,” I sing quietly to myself as I lie in bed on a Saturday night and open another tab of fanfiction

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trixst3r:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that

the power of gay

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me laughing without smiling 

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my dad just walked into my room and asked to borrow a blunt pencil and i was like ‘why’ and he was all ‘can you just please look for one’ so he just stood there while i spent 5 minutes looking for a blunt pencil for him and then i finally found one and gave it to him and he looked at me all meaningfully and said ‘oh don’t worry there’s no point’ and left the pencil on my desk　

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My mum and I have been laughing at this for like 9 years

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.

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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

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